The Terrorist will know they've lost when.......

The terrorists will know they're defeated and that continued resistance is all but hopeless when Iraqis:

- start wearing Oakland Raiders jerseys

- play baseball better than the Japanese

- start asking for the next Halo game

- walk around town, saying "the following takes place between 11:00am and 12:00pm in real time"

- start rioting when someone tells them the ending of the most recent Harry Potter book.