Happy Holidays to all my favorite schmucks

To those that are intelligent and honest humans, I wish you all a happy holidays. It's a fun time of the year, despite the snows in the north and the long lines at the malls. To the rest of you- the far left naboobs and the anti-american shitbags- I give you a lump of coal. However, the guys I'm giving coal to have given me- and you all- a wonderful gift. What's that, you ask? They just set the table for the 2006 mid-term elections, that's what. The whole imbroglio over the Patriot Act's extensions means that they're going to refight the 2002 and 2004 elections all over again in 2006. And the Democrats will lose. Bush's spent about a month of hard campaigning for his position- after spending most of the year not on that message (ie: Rove was busy). And in one month, even the slanted MSM polls have Bush at around 50% public approval of him. Imagine how it'll be in a month from now. And the same polls show that the Dems are very off base with their cut and run chickenshit talk about Iraq. And what's also going on is that McCain is going to lose the 2008 nomination, badly. His torture compromise with the President, and his role in the whole Patriot Act fiasco will probably doom him for 2008. So, thanks for the gift, guys. But you're still only getting coal.