Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukhah!

To one and all, Merry Christmas and a very Happy Hanukhah! And a special shout out to our troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, who are doing such an honorable and worthy job fighting for freedom and our security. Rock on, guys and gals. Hope everyone's having a fun time, and not drinking too much eggnog or wine.

And what the hell is a fruitcake, anyways?